Charlie: Not even his mother remembers his name

Yvaine: Comes with serious baggage

Billie: Cute, but a lot of trouble

Aunt Sophie: Wears the pants in the family

Dad: Good when you need a lecture

Mom: Isn’t on the same frequency

Ben: Will edit the Declaration of Independance – if he lives!

Breguet: Invents watches, really fancy watches

Donnie: If you think the wig is impressive, wait until you see his sword

Stump: A’int much of a looker

Rapier: So bad he’s cool

Longshot: Shoot first, ask questions later

Backstabber: Two daggers are better than one